i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Randomize
