5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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