Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
