All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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