What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
