complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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