Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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