OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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