Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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