We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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