It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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