it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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