Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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