i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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