ugly people sure do ruin things
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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