So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I can't put those talents on a resume
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
