She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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