I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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