I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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