Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
we should paint friendship bongs
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