At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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