dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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