I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
