I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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