Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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