Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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