And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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