one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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