turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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