My hair reeks of homosexuality.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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