do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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