He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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