We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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