i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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