You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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