ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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