Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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