Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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