I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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