If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Use "feeling words"
Yay
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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