She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
oh god the rape fog is back!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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