i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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