Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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