I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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