Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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