never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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