Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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