he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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