let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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