The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
